4gifs:

Guardian Angel countermeasures. Named after the wing-shaped smoke trail

joecroucher:

Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

violasarecool:

violasarecool:

violasarecool:

violasarecool:

violasarecool:

violasarecool:

all-for-team-leo:

violasarecool:

arasol-in-a-can:

katspaw:

ceriene:

omfg

YOUR KISS IS COSMIC

avengersassemble-inmypants:

now I know why

everyone on tumblr

IS SINGLE 

hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

perfectly-imperfect-flawsforlife:

ask-a-den:

pocketostars:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr:  thqys

Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.

BUTT PANCAKES. Your argument is invalid.

do they got booty?

they doooooooooooooooooooooooo