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Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

in tumblr we don’t say “I love you” we say “AHADSKJLHDSK I FUCKING CANT I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FACE REPEATEDLY WITH A SHOVEL MADE OF THE BONES OF MY ENEMIES SO YOU TRY AND FUCKING EXPERIENCE WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO MY GOD DAMN OVARIES YOU MOTHER FUCKING FLIP SHIT” which is really quite beautiful i think

kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

…

the MAJESTY

I fucking CAN’T

kihoward1:

f-resas:

fuckimsad-again:

wunked:

milltits:

“give her what girls like… tampons”I am so done

omfg

i should go to sleep

IM PISSING MYSELF

Holy fuck, I can’t stop laughing.(x

f-resas:

fuckimsad-again:

wunked:

milltits:

“give her what girls like… tampons”

I am so done

omfg

i should go to sleep

IM PISSING MYSELF

Holy fuck, I can’t stop laughing.(x

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the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”